Just Rob Me PLAYED ON CAPO 1 OR 3 Chords Used (Relative to Capo): B E F# e|--X---X---X---| B|--4---X---X---| G|--4---1---3---| D|--4---2---4---| A|--2---2---4---| E|--X---0---2---| Intro: B Verse: B E I met a pretty girl the next town over F# Running like a river, thin and long B Other than her dress E She looked mighty well depressed B F# B So I asked this little lady what was wrong B E She said, "All my life I've tried to be an outlaw B F# I've tried to spit and chew and steal and rob B But I ain't no good at thieven' E So I might as well be leaven B F# B I think I'm off and go get a job" B E I told the pretty girl, "Don't be so foolish B F# Don't be so quick to leave a life of crime B See I'll be quick to call it E You can practice on my wallet B F# B And that way if you're caught you won't do time" Chorus: F# Just rob me! B Just rob me! B F# A pretty face like yours don't come for free B If I can call you honey E Well then you can take my money B F# So darlin keep your gun B And just rob me Verse 2: B E I see the girl again a few months later B F# To see her with her gun was a relief B I said, "Honey you've got attributes E Like lace and lips and high heeled boots B F# B But dearie your just no good as a thief" B E She said, "Mister how do you know that I'm failin' B F# I might have robbed twenty banks today" B I looked into her eyes E And said, "Miss, I'd be surprised, B F# B You're pointing that there gun the wrong way. -Repeat Chorus- Bridge: F# B Maybe every woman is an outlaw F# B I'm pretty sure they're pretty thieves in black F# F# They'll make you scream like smoke F# And then they rob you broke F# F# F# But I suppose don't mind being robbed like that Verse 3: B E So my pretty thief and I started a family B F# Yeah my outlaw's been given me inlaws B She kept her thievin art E Sure as rain she stole my heart B F# B But she tells me it's for a worthy cause -Repeat Chorus- End on B